The Chill Out Zone - Page 6532

reworht · 10th March 2015, 14:04

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Originally Posted by w44nty

I take it you are indoors with an empty glass to your ear through the wall

Luckily - it's not the adjoined side

stevestrat · 10th March 2015, 14:15

Go into the back garden, see if you can see anything!

Leyland Worldmaster · 10th March 2015, 14:24

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Originally Posted by coolcat

Out comes the persuader

Lets get our version of Regan and Carter to sort the slags out! Who is gonna be Regan? Who is our equivalent of Carter?

Georgies Dad · 10th March 2015, 14:36

Or hide behind the hedge

coolcat · 10th March 2015, 14:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680

Lets get our version of Regan and Carter to sort the slags out! Who is gonna be Regan? Who is our equivalent of Carter?

I never really watched the Sweeny

Andy is the lover of the Sweeny .

I was more into the Professionals and don't laugh........Juliet Bravo

Georgies Dad · 10th March 2015, 14:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolcat

I never really watched the Sweeny

Andy is the lover of the Sweeny .

I was more into the Professionals and don't laugh........Juliet Bravo

Who was your favourite Jeff

or

Anything you say will be taken down

coolcat · 10th March 2015, 14:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by w44nty

Who was your favourite Jeff

or

Anything you say will be taken down

Wow.......I was so young when that was on I never knew they had two different ladies playing the roll

You live and learn

Georgies Dad · 10th March 2015, 15:04

Do you remember this show Jeff

Britains first female TV detective

Pictured here sitting on A Rover
I used to drool over her,she had lovely blue eyes

reworht · 10th March 2015, 15:10

Well - the law have been and gone - no sign of the 'lodger' being back, so I can only assume that he's at her Majesty's Pleasure at the moment

It's obviously NOT my day - got my RAC breakdown cover renewal notice this morning - which I originally took out whilst I was member of the Camping & Caravanning Club. As I am no longer a member of that Club, I thought I'd better ring the RAC and check what effect my non-member status had on either the cover or the premium. Explained the situation in about two sentences to the RAC help-desk - and then ensued 20 minutes of absolute lunacy:
First response from the person at the other end:
"is your car more than 7 metres long Sir?"
"er no - about 4.75 I think - why?"
"is your caravan more than 5 metres long Sir"
"er yes - a large proportion of caravans are"
"we haven't sent your renewal invitation out yet Sir"
"er - how come I'm holding it in my hand then - complete with a new plastic membership card?"
"what is the policy number please Sir?"
"8000 - 5754400"
"That's not your policy number Sir - I don't know what that number is"
"It's the number which is printed on your renewal notice next to the words 'policy number' "
"That number isn't on our system Sir"
"Well you obviously need a new system - BECAUSE THAT'S THE NUMBER ON YOUR LETTER WHICH YOU SENT ME" (I'm getting a bit irritated now

)
"I'll put you through to my supervisor Sir"
"Does that mean I have to repeat all the information I've given you ??"
"Oh no Sir, I'll relay that on to my supervisor"
2 minutes pause whilst the phone bill is mounting, at about the same rate as my temperature AND temper.
"Hello Sir, my name's Paul - I'm a supervisor - how can I help you?"
"Well - has your colleague explained the problem to you?"
"No Sir - would you like to explain it to me?"
"NO NO NO - I would NOT like to repeat it all over again - what I WOULD like you to do is cancel my renewal - and if you still take the direct debit from my bank account, I will come down to Bristol and remonstrate with you personally"

Slam!!

By this time - Angela's got tears streaming down her cheek and simply cannot stop laughing

freddie · 10th March 2015, 15:33

WEll following on from my post this morning being the weather is being kind with beautiful sunshine got round to fixing the aerial on the old car,

First its gone all limp and hanging down.(no sniggering at the back)

Had to make a new collar as the original had snapped.

Its now erect. (no I have not been playing with the Knob.

As the old radios were a bit new in cars the aerial is directional to get a good signal.

Now I play with knob from inside the car.

.

CARRY on LISTENING sounds apt.

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Georgies Dad This is my second home Land Rover Join Date: May 2013 Location: Thorpe St Andrew,Norwich Posts: 14,715 Thanks: 933 Thanked 2,925 Times in 1,979 Posts	Or hide behind the hedge __________________ Steve and Georgie Together Forever Lonely days are long Twilight sings a song All the happiness that used to be Soon my eyes will close Soon I'll find repose And in dreams, you're always near to me I'll see you in my dreams And then I'll hold you in my dreams

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Georgies Dad This is my second home Land Rover Join Date: May 2013 Location: Thorpe St Andrew,Norwich Posts: 14,715 Thanks: 933 Thanked 2,925 Times in 1,979 Posts	Do you remember this show Jeff Britains first female TV detective Pictured here sitting on A Rover I used to drool over her,she had lovely blue eyes __________________ Steve and Georgie Together Forever Lonely days are long Twilight sings a song All the happiness that used to be Soon my eyes will close Soon I'll find repose And in dreams, you're always near to me I'll see you in my dreams And then I'll hold you in my dreams

10th March 2015, 15:10	#65319
reworht This is my second home Honda HR-V 1.6 i-DTEC SE Navi 5dr Diesel Hatchback Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: North Yorks Moors Posts: 14,446 Thanks: 782 Thanked 2,156 Times in 1,497 Posts	Well - the law have been and gone - no sign of the 'lodger' being back, so I can only assume that he's at her Majesty's Pleasure at the moment It's obviously NOT my day - got my RAC breakdown cover renewal notice this morning - which I originally took out whilst I was member of the Camping & Caravanning Club. As I am no longer a member of that Club, I thought I'd better ring the RAC and check what effect my non-member status had on either the cover or the premium. Explained the situation in about two sentences to the RAC help-desk - and then ensued 20 minutes of absolute lunacy: First response from the person at the other end: "is your car more than 7 metres long Sir?" "er no - about 4.75 I think - why?" "is your caravan more than 5 metres long Sir" "er yes - a large proportion of caravans are" "we haven't sent your renewal invitation out yet Sir" "er - how come I'm holding it in my hand then - complete with a new plastic membership card?" "what is the policy number please Sir?" "8000 - 5754400" "That's not your policy number Sir - I don't know what that number is" "It's the number which is printed on your renewal notice next to the words 'policy number' " "That number isn't on our system Sir" "Well you obviously need a new system - BECAUSE THAT'S THE NUMBER ON YOUR LETTER WHICH YOU SENT ME" (I'm getting a bit irritated now ) "I'll put you through to my supervisor Sir" "Does that mean I have to repeat all the information I've given you ??" "Oh no Sir, I'll relay that on to my supervisor" 2 minutes pause whilst the phone bill is mounting, at about the same rate as my temperature AND temper. "Hello Sir, my name's Paul - I'm a supervisor - how can I help you?" "Well - has your colleague explained the problem to you?" "No Sir - would you like to explain it to me?" "NO NO NO - I would NOT like to repeat it all over again - what I WOULD like you to do is cancel my renewal - and if you still take the direct debit from my bank account, I will come down to Bristol and remonstrate with you personally" Slam!! By this time - Angela's got tears streaming down her cheek and simply cannot stop laughing __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Rodney - you plonker! ... but more commonly known as Rod !

10th March 2015, 15:33	#65320
freddie Passed Away 75 cdti connoisseur se saloon Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: norwich Posts: 11,360 Thanks: 1,171 Thanked 1,921 Times in 1,345 Posts	WEll following on from my post this morning being the weather is being kind with beautiful sunshine got round to fixing the aerial on the old car, First its gone all limp and hanging down.(no sniggering at the back) Had to make a new collar as the original had snapped. Its now erect. (no I have not been playing with the Knob. As the old radios were a bit new in cars the aerial is directional to get a good signal. Now I play with knob from inside the car. . CARRY on LISTENING sounds apt. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC][ LADY IN RED