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Old 26th May 2014, 20:00   #1
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What's worse? Having a Baby or a Kick in the Nuts?
I've heard Women say that having a baby is the worst pain ever, but after a year or two they're considering having another one.
I've never heard of a man saying that he was considering another kick in the nuts after any length of time.....
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Old 27th May 2014, 17:14   #2
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What's worse? Having a Baby or a Kick in the Nuts?
I've heard Women say that having a baby is the worst pain ever, but after a year or two they're considering having another one.
I've never heard of a man saying that he was considering another kick in the nuts after any length of time.....
Wisdom indeed! Unless you're starring on that MTV show that was doing the rounds years ago but the name escapes me!
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Old 29th May 2014, 13:26   #3
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Wisdom indeed! Unless you're starring on that MTV show that was doing the rounds years ago but the name escapes me!
Was it Jacka** or the welsh idiots Dirty Sanchez... er actors hitting each other with staplers in the nads?
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Old 31st May 2014, 04:43   #4
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These guys seem to have taken over the genre...



Don't worry, I don't think they'll be reproducing any time soon.
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Old 31st May 2014, 04:46   #5
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Big difference, a kick in the nads doesn't produce years of joy and unconditional love for years afterwards - that may be where the wimmin are different lol
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Old 4th June 2014, 10:51   #6
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Big difference, a kick in the nads doesn't produce years of joy and unconditional love for years afterwards
About 5 years of unconditional love,7 years of tratrums and then 7 years of sulking hiding in their bedroom and increasingly large demands for cash in my experience lol

Only joking, I wouldnt swap my little cherubs for anything and im devastated that my eldest is moving out next month into her own flat
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Add to that list about a year of DIY and buying furniture
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Old 4th June 2014, 12:59   #7
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I'll trump both of those with passing a kidney stone! excruciating and not soon over.
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